Not sure if being in a long(er) relationship is killing my machismo

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 05/27/2014 at 14:49 • Filed to: None

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...or the fact that my gf is ready for almost anything, makes me less interested in other girls.

But a cute girl who delivered a package I ordered to work, asked me for my phone number, and I said sorry, I'm busy, maybe later .

What is happening to me?

Reigntastic > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 14:51

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Yeah, ponies?

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 14:52

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"So I needed this guy's number for the package confirmation and he thought I was hitting on him!" -delivery lady to her friends, laughter ensues

/s

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Reigntastic 05/27/2014 at 14:55

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A pony a day, keeps the doctor away.

Or am I missing something?

CRider > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 14:59

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Oh yeah, nothing makes you less manly than not cheating on your girlfriend.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > yamahog 05/27/2014 at 14:59

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Haha. Nope, I've confirmed via email.

And she chit chatted with me for about 10 minutes, most delivery people will want you to sign for the package, and they take off.

CalzoneGolem > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 14:59

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Wow .... sounds like you guys are really serious.

I don't acutally mean that. I'm being sarcastic.

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 15:00

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So many package jokes, so little time.

offroadkarter > Reigntastic 05/27/2014 at 15:04

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hank scorpio is one of the best simpsons characters in the history of history

offroadkarter > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 15:05

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If your GF will let you PIIHB, she's a keeper

Reigntastic > offroadkarter 05/27/2014 at 15:07

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Took me a second, but I got it. You dirty old man, you.

Roberto G. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 15:10

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...." my gf is ready for almost anything "....

offroadkarter > Reigntastic 05/27/2014 at 15:12

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thats a running joke on a forum I'm part of haha

(not my car, but he just so happened to be on the same forum I'm on)

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > CalzoneGolem 05/27/2014 at 15:14

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It is serious, since we've been together for almost a year, now. And she made me want to do things, like eating healthier stuff(most of the time). Caring more about other people(most of the time), and being a nicer guy overall. However, we do have a kind of an open relationship, as long as certain lines are not crossed.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > offroadkarter 05/27/2014 at 15:19

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She asked me to do that, on the second date(first time she slept at my place).

Mattbob > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 15:21

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Don't play that game. At least be up front that you are unavailable. I'm not saying ignore women because you have a girlfriend, but leading them on is kind of a dick move.

Bullitt Ride > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 15:25

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I'm surprised that no one has said "pics or GTFO..."
And because of that...

Pics or GTFO...

offroadkarter > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 15:26

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well you're fucking set

speaking of ponies, how does she feel about reverse cowgirl style?

wait isn't this a car site?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Roberto G. 05/27/2014 at 15:34

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Well, almost anything, from exploring new erotic and sexual stuff, to coming with me to stuff she is not really into(like racing and wrestling and action movies and comic cons) and she is trying to understand them. And she accepted to do skydiving with me, and she is afraid of heights.

And I'm doing the same for her, on Sunday she dragged me to a book club, and I am more than happy to go with her to the theater to see classic plays and so on.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Mattbob 05/27/2014 at 15:42

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She started talking after I signed, asking her to leave would've made me an ass, too.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > offroadkarter 05/27/2014 at 15:58

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She likes that, as she likes to be on top and in control, but I'm not letting her do all the work. Two way dances are more fun than one way ones, if you know what I mean.

Tony Dickson > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 16:16

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Yeah, you really can't say "Begone, strumpet!" in this day and age.

Roberto G. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 05/27/2014 at 16:19

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My best wishes to you both!